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]]> Todd /blogentry/25654 /blogentry/25654 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:51:14 GMT ochoop17 The Priest's Ass

A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there

was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and

enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going

price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey

instead. Although he had some doubts, the priest figured that he

might as well enter the animal in a race just to see how it would

do. To his surprise the donkey came in second.

The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS

The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another

race, and this time it won.

The headline read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered

the priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get

rid of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby

convent.

The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose

of the donkey. After several days, the nun finally sold the beast

to a local farmer for $10.

The headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS

They buried the bishop the next day.

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