/blogentry/26725 emilyg's Blog: Don't mess with kids en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/26725#c31937 /blogentry/26725#c31937 Sun, 11 Jan 2009 04:38:02 GMT konane LOL good one! Don't mess with kids .... or animals ... they'll get you every time.

]]> konane /blogentry/26725 /blogentry/26725 Sun, 11 Jan 2009 04:32:03 GMT emilyg not to mess with children.

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A

little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The

teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a

human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat

was very small.

BR The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a

whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated

that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically

impossible.

The little girl said, When I get to heaven, I

will ask Jonah.

The teacher asked,

What if Jonah went to hell?

The little girl replied,

Then you ask him.

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