/blogentry/27516 ochoop17's Blog: Colorful Language en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/27516#c33355 /blogentry/27516#c33355 Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:57:19 GMT Cherish Me lol so funny sounds exactly like what some wise kid would say and do.

]]> Cherish Me /blogentry/27516 /blogentry/27516 Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:08:41 GMT ochoop17 One day, a mother and her two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out: Ouch you f*cking wanker!

Later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. She said: Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know what to do.

Well, have you tried smacking them? the priest asked.

No, she replied. Doesn't the church look down on that?

Well, the priest said, yes, but in some cases we'll make an exception.

The next day, the two boys came down for breakfast and she asked Tommy what he wanted to eat.

Tommy said: Gimme some f*cking waffles.

The mother backhanded Tommy so hard that he flew out of his chair and landed against the door.

Shocked and terrified by this, Timmy became very quiet. His mother asked him what he wants for breakfast, and he replied,

Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no f*cking waffles!

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