/blogentry/29985 ochoop17's Blog: Fred"s Dead en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/29985 /blogentry/29985 Tue, 26 May 2009 12:31:47 GMT ochoop17 The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.00 per word. She thinks for a moment and says: Fred's dead.

The man then informs her there is a five word minimum.

OK, she says: Fred's dead; Buick for sale.

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