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Kaptainess — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:21:52 GMT

One of the best I have heard in a long time - Thank You Very Much for that belly laugh!!

Original Blog Entry: It's Dark In Here

ochoop17 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:26:15 GMT

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her 9-year-old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well.

Inside the closet, the little boy says, It's dark in here, isn't it?

Yes it is, the man replies.

You wanna buy a baseball? the little boy asks.

No thanks, the man replies.

I think you do want to buy a baseball, the little extortionist continues.

Okay. How much? the man asks after considering the position he is in.

25 dollars, the little boy replies.

25 DOLLARS?! the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.

It's dark in here, isn't it? the boy starts off.

Yes it is, replies the man.

Wanna buy a baseball glove? the little boy asks.

Okay. How much? the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.

50 dollars, the boy replies and the transaction is completed.

The next weekend, the little boy's father says, Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch.

I can't. I sold them, replies the little boy.

How much did you get for them? asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.

75 dollars, the little boy says.

75 DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness, the father explains as he hauls the child away.

At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says It's dark in here, isn't it?

Don't you start that crap in here now, the priest replies

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