Original Blog Entry: Funny Nun

ochoop17 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:52:44 GMT

A nun was sitting at the airport waiting for her flight to

Chicago. She looked over saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune.

Deciding to give it a try, she went to the machine, stepped

on the scale and put her nickel in. Out came a card saying, You are a nun, you weigh 128 Lbs and you're going to Chicago .

The nun sat back down told herself the machine probably

gives the same reading to Everyone. The more she thought about it, the more curious she was, so she decided to try it again.

She went back to the machine and put another nickel in. Out came a card, You are a nun, you weigh 128 lbs, you are going to Chicago and you're going to play a fiddle.

The nun said to herself, I know this is wrong. I've never

played a musical instrument In my life. She went back to her seat. Then, a cowboy came and sat down, putting

his fiddle on the seat between them.

Without thinking, she opened the case, took out the fiddle and started playing. Surprised at what she'd done, she looked at the machine and decided to try again.

She went back and put in another nickel. The card said You are a nun, you weigh 128 lbs, you are going to Chicago you're going to break wind.

Now, she knew the machine was wrong. She'd never broken wind in public in her life. But getting off the scale, she slipped and straining to keep from falling, she broke wind.

Stunned, she sat down and looked at the machine, thinking I have to try this again. She went back to the machine and dropped in another nickel.

Another Card came out. It read, You are a nun, you weigh 128 lbs, you've fiddled farted around missed

your flight to Chicago

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