Jesus Knows You're Here

Comment #8

emilyg — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:13:16 GMT

Thanks jarasan and Jack. Credit goes to Lucky's wife who emailed this to me.

Comment #7

Jack-C — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:18:13 GMT

Comment #6

jarasan — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:16:41 GMT

That is funny! Thanks!

Comment #5

emilyg — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:31:23 GMT

thanks x1 and wendy.

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wendy67 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:01:26 GMT

awesome!

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x1kosmic — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:22:10 GMT

Good One!!

Comment #2

emilyg — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:42:55 GMT

thanks konane.

Comment #1

konane — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:16:10 GMT

Good one, love it!

Original Blog Entry: Jesus Knows You're Here

emilyg — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:09:06 GMT

knows your here

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

Jesus

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