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]]> konane /blogentry/39524 /blogentry/39524 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 13:10:52 GMT ochoop17 You don't want to hear these!

Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop

3. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness

4. Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie.

7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

9. snip , there go the lights again...

10. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.

11. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

12. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

13. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

14. I hope his family won't miss him

15. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

16. snip ! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

17. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

18. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

19. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!.

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