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Comment #7

jarasan — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 01:53:01 GMT

What is disconcerting is that the agenda has deviated to amnesty etc. ..............wonder why? Votes in November 10'! Of course, it is almost stomach curdling how predictable these charlatans are. I mean come on................... the POTUS is in frinking continuous campaign mode. Thanks everybody!

Comment #6

TigerAngel — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 01:42:49 GMT

LOL, hey I'm thinking of giving up citizenship then return and get all the benies!

Comment #5

lory7646 — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:49:23 GMT

well guess i will be movin to the land of the free2 ....USA..lmao

Comment #4

sully16 — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:23:39 GMT

I see this every day at work, It's fun slicing prime rib for people who sneak in , then I get to show them where the crab legs , shrimp and red bull are kept. In the mean time we are usually eating a hamburger based meal, michigan calls it guest workers, they are the guest and i'm the worker. you haven't lived until you seen a life time subscriber to food stamps walk up to a register with 6 carts of food, then 2 carts go back because they throw massive amounts of food into carts and do the actual shopping at the register.more fun is when they pull out a massive wad of cash to pay for nonfood items.then they want carryout service ..can't even put the food in their own navigator.... [ More ]

Comment #3

JAP69 — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:55:37 GMT

Is'nt America wonderful.

Comment #2

Tenaj — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:31:15 GMT

I have to agree with you on this one Jarasan.

Comment #1

jarasan — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:50:12 GMT

Oh yeah (not that anyone in their right mind would want to move there) but try moving to Mexico and becoming a Mexican.

Original Blog Entry: Let me see if I got this right...

jarasan — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:48:22 GMT

Let me see if I got this right...

- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET................................

1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,

3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

4 - WELFARE,

5 - FOOD STAMPS,

6 - CREDIT CARDS,

7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

8 - FREE EDUCATION,

9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,

10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON ,

11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,

12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE

I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

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