Original Blog Entry: Puns for the bright

Coin Toss — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 04:31:17 GMT

Puns for those with a higher IQ

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In Democracy your vote counts. In Feudalism, your Count votes.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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