/blogentry/43930 ochoop17's Blog: Poor Lady en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/43930 /blogentry/43930 Sun, 18 Jul 2010 12:22:01 GMT ochoop17 A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

Go away! said the old lady. I m broke and haven t got any money! And she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed It wide open. Don t be too hasty! he said. Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

The old lady stepped back and said, Well let me get you a fork, cause they cut off my electricity this morning.

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