Original Blog Entry: The Perfect Husband

ochoop17 — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:54:26 GMT

The perfect husband

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: Hello? Honey, It's me. Are you at the club? Yes. Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it? What's the price? Only $1,500.00 Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much... Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year... What price did he quote you? Only $60,000... OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Great! Before we hang up, something else... What? It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property... How much are they asking? Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover... Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK? OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!! Bye... I do too... The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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