/blogentry/46431 ochoop17's Blog: Bad News and Good News en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/46431 /blogentry/46431 Tue, 21 Sep 2010 12:25:30 GMT ochoop17 This old man visits his doctor

and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?

Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient: OH NO! That's awful! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???

Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.

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