Original Blog Entry: A Message to the Global Fitness Experts...And Anyone...

pumpi76 — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 01:10:49 GMT

You already read my previous post the one previous to this one...HERE ARE THINGS YOU DIDNT KNOW....THIS IS A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE...

if you are a minority in a country, if you hear the average person does: 3 miles in cycling...YOu do: 4.2 miles in cycling....To be equal to him/her...because the odds are against you and will always be against you...now and any time...

if you are taller than someone and you hear the average person does: 3 miles in cycling...You do: 4.2 miles in cycling...To be equal to him/her...because the odds are against you and will always be against you...now and any time...

if you are a woman and you see a male do: 5 miles in cycling and your equivalent in cycling is: 2.5 Milles in cycling you do: 3.4 miles in cycling, now and any time....To be equal to him...because the odds are against you and will always be against you...

if you see someone who has: 2 kids or everyone in a group has 2 kids and he/she did: 3 miles in cycling you do: 4.6 miles in cycling...To be equal to him/her because the odds are against you and will always be against you...now and any time....

if you are in a gym and you are slim but not skinny or you weigh: 20 pounds extra than someone and that someone does: 3 miles in cycling...You do: 4.4 miles in cycling...To be equal to him/her...because the odds are against you and will always be against you...now and any time...

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Well if you meet any of those criterias and you see someone who is working out with you doesnt meet any of those criterias and that person does: 3 miles cycling or 3 miles swimming you do: 4.4 miles cycling or 4.4 miles swimming to be equal to him/her because the odds are against you and will always be against you....Now and any time...

if you are from the norther latittude and you see someone who is from the hotter lattittudes do: 3 Miles swimming, you do: 4.6 Miles Swimming...to be equal to him/her because the odds are against you and will always be against you...now and any time....

If you are older than someone, like: 10 years older and that someone does: 3 miles swimming you do: 4.6 miles swimming....To be equal to him/her because the odds are against you and will always be against you...now and any time....

this one might be impossible but the same should be applied to EATING...and with sports too, like if you play a particular sport....not all sports are created equal...

if you have the distance from one of your temples to the other temple of your head not short someone with short distances between temples does: 3 miles swimming you do: 4.6 miles swimming....To be equal to him/her because the odds are against you and will always be against you...now and any time....

if both of your parents are fat but you are skinny/slim and there is someone whose both parents are skinny/slim and that person is skinny/slim and that person does: 3 miles swimming you do: 4.6 miles swimming....To be equal to him/her because the odds are against you and will always be against you...now and any time....

Can someone please email forward this to the Global Fitness Association, American Fitness Association, Global Medical Association, American Medical Association and respective associations involved...for i am very busy...

Also it may sound funny, but if you work or your job is very demanding and you have a lot of friends, and you have: 2 or 3 kids and you are a party person and you own a bussiness, or/and you work sitting down all day...Get a massage, AT LEASLT ONCE A MONTH...I am hypothesising here but i think the massage would lower your blood pressure...and drink oatmeal EVERYDAY...i think anyone who owns a bussiness should get a massage, AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH and drink oatmeal everyday....

Also i am taking this opportunity to write about this...Remember, when i told you that you could rub hand cream on your face...Just remember to wash your face with soap in the morning, other wise your face will get stains...

Also if you are someone who likes scary movies, Drink OAT MEAL EVERYDAY AND GET A MASSAGE EVERY 2 MONTHS...

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