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]]> sully16 /blogentry/48352 /blogentry/48352 Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:27:16 GMT ochoop17 An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?

Villager: The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.

Ventriloquist: Hello dog, how's it going mate?

Dog: Doin' all right

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: Is this villager your owner? (pointing at the villager)

Dog: Yep

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?

Villager: Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.

Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how's it going?

Horse: Cool

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at the villager)

Horse: Yep

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep?

Villager: The sheep's a liar

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