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TigerAngel — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:36:57 GMT

Thnx so much for this. My Mom was from the South and I miss her a lot.

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MADDOG10 — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:02:25 GMT

Now all ya'll need to get this on down the road right directly.

Original Blog Entry: Southerners

emilyg — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 03:13:50 GMT

Subject: Southerners

Southern FOLKS know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity

Southern FOLKS know their vacation spots:

The beach

The rivuh

The crick

Southern WOMEN know everybody's first name:

Honey

Darlin'

Shugah

Southern WOMEN know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes

Driving Miss Daisy

Steel Magnolias

Gone With The Wind

Southern FOLKS know their religions:

Baptist

Methodist

Football

Southern FOLKS know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

Chawl'stn

S'vanah

Foat Wuth

N'awlins

Addlanna

Southern WOMEN know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in uniform

Men in tuxedos

Rhett Butler

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall

The Country Club

The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:

Having bad hair and nails

Having bad manners

Cooking bad food

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't HAVE them,

you PITCH them.

Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up a mess.

Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of yonder.

Only a Southerner knows exactly how long directly is, as in:

Going to town, be back directly.

( Dreckly in my family)

Even Southern babies know that Gimme some sugar is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.

All Southerners know exactly when by and by is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.

Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad.

If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!

Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between right near and

a right fer piece. They also know that just down the road can be 1 mile or 20.

Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.

No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

A Southerner knows that fixin can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.

Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're in line , we talk to everybody!

Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.

Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.

Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, biscuits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

When you hear someone say, Well, I caught myself lookin', you know you are in the presence of a genuine

Southerner!

Only true Southerners say sweet tea and sweet milk. Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. Sweet milk means you don't want buttermilk.

And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway.

You just say, Bless her heart ... and go your own way.

To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning, bless your heart!

And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff....bless your hearts, I hear they're fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !

Now Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been! If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could.

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