God Loves Drunk People, Too

Comment #6

konane — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:49:25 GMT

Good one!!!!

Comment #5

MADDOG10 — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 02:57:11 GMT

Excellent Em, LMAO..

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sully16 — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 01:12:01 GMT

Thats hilarious.

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PERDUE — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 00:12:29 GMT

Made me laugh out loud.......<br />Family came running into the room to make sure I was ok..........<br />Thanks for making my day a heck of a lot funnier...........Perdue

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JADELottery — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 23:30:02 GMT

Ha!! Sounds like something I would do. Gimme a push.?! ( o) (0 )

Comment #1

TigerAngel — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 18:55:36 GMT

LOLOLOL Good one Miss Kitty!

Original Blog Entry: God Loves Drunk People, Too

emilyg — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 18:33:24 GMT

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am

by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door

where a drunken stranger,

standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

Not a chance, says the husband,

it is 3:00 in the morning!

He slams the door and returns to bed.

Who was that? asked his wife.

Just some drunk guy asking for a push, he answers.

Did you help him? she asks.

No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning

and it is pouring rain out there!

Well, you have a short memory, says his wife.

Can't you remember about three months ago

when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him,

and you should be ashamed of yourself!

God loves drunk people too.

The man does as he is told, gets dressed,

and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark,

Hello, are you still there?

Yes, comes back the answer.

Do you still need a push?

calls out the husband.

Yes, please!

comes the reply from the dark.

Where are you? asks the husband.

Over here on the swing set,

replied the drunk.

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