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sully16 — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:55:00 GMT

hilarious, Thanks Emily.

Comment #5

jarasan — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 01:18:31 GMT

I laugh long time.

Comment #4

JAP69 — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:12:52 GMT

BRRRUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Jani Norman — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:12:12 GMT

I am sorry to admit it also but I work with these people too, and they are always asking my how is it that everyday I am always laughing, if only they knew why........, thanks for the reminders that keep me going everyday Em.....

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joker17 — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:44:39 GMT

<br />I get asked dumb questions all the time at wrok. I drive for an airport service and here in Florida, in the summer it rains just about everyday. About 20 times a year in the summer I'll get a customer in my van that asks me...." Has it been raining?" Now you have to remember that you can see the ground is wet for miles and miles. I feel like telling them...."NO THERE WAS A MADMAN WHO STOLE A WATER TRUCK AND SPRAYED THE GROUND AND THE GRASS. THE COPS FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO HIM"......LOL... [ More ]

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MADDOG10 — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:07:57 GMT

Stupid is as Stupid does Em. Thanks for the laugh...!

Original Blog Entry: You can't cure stupid.

emilyg — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 20:31:17 GMT

ONE.

Recently, when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of six, nine, or 12

Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen

nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,'

said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or 12,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered

six McNuggets.

(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO.

I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider,' looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her, 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things I'd bought and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE.

I saw a woman at work putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

(Keep shuddering!)

FOUR.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I

asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have

replaced the battery to this remote door

unlocker. Now I can't get into my car.

Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an

alarm, too?' I asked 'No, just this remote

thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually

unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

(PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!)

FIVE.

Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her.

With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

(Brunette, by the way!)

SIX.

A mother calls 911 very worried, asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room - the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine. The mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer...' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

(Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're

stupid!)

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Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh...it is all true!

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