/blogentry/56011 ochoop17's Blog: A Divorce en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/56011#c64981 /blogentry/56011#c64981 Sat, 16 Jul 2011 02:50:00 GMT jackpotismine Funny!

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]]> sully16 /blogentry/56011 /blogentry/56011 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:05:28 GMT ochoop17 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, What are the grounds for your divorce?

She replied, About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.

No, he said, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, she responded.

I mean, he continued, What are your relations like?

I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husbands parents.

He said, Do you have a real grudge?

No, she replied, We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.

Please, he tried again, is there any infidelity in your marriage?

Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We dont necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.

Maam, does your husband ever beat you up?

Yes, she responded, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, Lady, why do you want a divorce?

Oh, I dont want a divorce, she replied. Ive never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he cant communicate with me!

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