Comment #2

CashWinner$ — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 01:40:20 GMT

Hahhaaa - 5th times the charm..lol...not.

Comment #1

sully16 — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:39:18 GMT

LOL

Original Blog Entry: Dream Number

ochoop17 — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:10:20 GMT

I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my buddy Matt. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the most bizarre dream the night before last. Matt listened intently as I told him that the dream consisted of one thing and one thing only. So I told him that all I had dreamt about was a huge glowing number 5. It was made of gold and sparkled with diamonds.

Matt's curiosity was peaked. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the fifth race.

Matt raised an eyebrow. So I told him that the #5 horse in the fifth race was named The Fifth Element. Matt started grinning. Then I told Matt point-by-point what I did that day.

- I ate five bowls of cereal for breakfast and drank five cups of coffee

- I went for a five mile jog to clear my head

- I took a five minute shower

- I dressed in the fifth suit I found in my closet

- I sat in my car for five minutes before starting it up

- I drove to the racetrack and parked in the fifth stall in the fifth row

- I entered through the fifth admissions gate

- I bought five programs

- I went to the fifth betting window and bet $555 on the fifth horse in the fifth race

- I went and sat in the fifth row of the bleachers making sure there were five people sitting on either side of me.

I settled in and waited for the race to start.

Well, said Matt. Did the horse win?

I frowned at Matt and said, Stupid horse came in fifth.

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