Comment #8

MADDOG10 — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:43:28 GMT

Another good one Em. Thanks to Bluegrass also..!

Comment #7

TigerAngel — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:02:40 GMT

LOLOL

Comment #6

jimmy4164 — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 00:57:20 GMT

:-) :-) :-)

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emilyg — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 23:05:54 GMT

Got to give credit to Bluegrass - he sent me this one.

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jarasan — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 22:25:40 GMT

Comment #3

sully16 — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 20:32:07 GMT

LOL, Good one.

Comment #2

martingorgeous — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 20:01:45 GMT

Em, it's only 2159 now and I can't stop laughing! Love your sense of humour!

Comment #1

Rick G — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 18:29:43 GMT

Good one, Em!

Original Blog Entry: No sex since 1955

emilyg — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 18:08:45 GMT

A crusty old Airborne Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely idealistic young ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?

Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, It looks like you have seen a lot of action.

Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?

1955, ma'am.

Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to relax him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, I hope not; it's only 2130 now.

(Gotta love military time)

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