Comment #4

truecritic — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 07:28:58 GMT

<thumbs-up> on the background! Thanks.

Comment #3

truecritic — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 15:24:13 GMT

I want to know why the government is paying for his pistol, yet he has to buy his own bullets? :) [Jarasan: Can't figure out why you don't put a black background for the black text? :)] [seriously, it would be a lot easier to see black text on a lighter background - just a suggestion].

Comment #2

TigerAngel — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:33:43 GMT

That's a good one Jarasan!!! LOL Especially since we got "governor Moon-Beam again".

Comment #1

sully16 — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 13:40:47 GMT

Yep, Thanks Jarasan.

Original Blog Entry: Cali vs. Texas.

jarasan — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 13:03:51 GMT

CALIFORNIA:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks and kills the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a coyote awareness program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training in reference to the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

TEXAS :

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks him and his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

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