/blogentry/58172 rdgrnr's Blog: Lost Woman en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/58172#c67790 /blogentry/58172#c67790 Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:01:17 GMT konane Funny!

]]> konane /blogentry/58172#c67788 /blogentry/58172#c67788 Fri, 16 Sep 2011 11:52:21 GMT sully16 Thats the truth.

]]> sully16 /blogentry/58172 /blogentry/58172 Fri, 16 Sep 2011 10:46:52 GMT rdgrnr Lost woman

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her

altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an

hour ago, but I don t know where I am.

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, You re in a hot air

balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet

above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude

and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, You must be a Republican.

I am, replied the man. How did you know?

Well, answered the balloonist, everything you told me is

technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your

information, and I m still lost. Frankly, you ve not been much help

to me.

The man smiled and responded, You must be an Obama Democrat.

I am, replied the balloonist. How did you know?

Well, said the man, you don t know where you are or where you are

going. You ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot

air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect

me to solve your problem. You re in exactly the same position you

were in before we met, but somehow, it s now my fault.

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