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CashWinner$ — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 01:17:58 GMT

Lmao -

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sully16 — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 21:02:23 GMT

LOL, GOOD ONE.

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konane — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 20:48:06 GMT

Original Blog Entry: Don't Mess with Seniors

emilyg — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:21:02 GMT

The Hotel Bill

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant

Birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago 's most expensive hotel.

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her

a bill for $250.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. It's a nice

Hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight

Stop without even breakfast.

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on

Speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.

'But I didn't use them, she said.

Well, they are here, and you could have, explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel

Shows for which the hotel is famous.

We have the best entertainers from New York , Los Angeles, and Las Vegas performing here, the Manager said.

But I didn't go to any of those shows, she said.

Well, we have them, and you could have, the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,

But I didn't use it!

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check

And gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

But madam, this check is only made out for $50.00. '

'That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me, she replied.

But I didn't! exclaims the very surprised Manager.

Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.

Don't mess with Senior Citizens

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