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]]> Tenaj /blogentry/61613 /blogentry/61613 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:28:59 GMT ochoop17 Religious Dog

A fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet so they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot.

When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity.

They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course).

That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little.

The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about 'normal' tricks.

Well, they said, let's try this out.

Once more they called out to the dog, and told him Heel!

Quick as a flash, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head...

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