/blogentry/62069 emilyg's Blog: Hell to be old.. en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/62069#c72805 /blogentry/62069#c72805 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 13:13:09 GMT time*treat Bet it was of those "child proof" jars. ;-)

]]> time*treat /blogentry/62069#c72802 /blogentry/62069#c72802 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:06:52 GMT MADDOG10 That's a goodie EM.!       LMAO.

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/62069 /blogentry/62069 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 04:31:42 GMT emilyg OLD people have problems that you haven't

even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his

Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take

this jar home and bring back a semen sample

tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared

at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,

which was as clean and empty as on the

previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man

explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door

and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..'

The doctor was shocked!

'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied,

'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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