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]]> sully16 /blogentry/62359 /blogentry/62359 Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:16:46 GMT emilyg A little chuckle For your day!!!!

Absolutely Priceless !!!!!!!!!!

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1.

Don't change horses

Kid said

until they stop running.

2.

Strike while the

Kid said

bug is close.

3.

It's always darkest before

Kid said

Daylight Saving Time.

4.

Never underestimate the power of

Kid said

termites.

5.

You can lead a horse to water but

Kid said

how?

6.

Don't bite the hand that

Kid said

looks dirty.

7.

No news is

Kid said

impossible.

8.

A miss is as good as a

Kid said

Mr.

9.

You can't teach an old dog new

Kid said

math.

10.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll

Kid said

stink in the morning.

11.

Love all, trust

Kid said

me.

12.

The pen is mightier than the

Kid said

pigs.

13.

An idle mind is

Kid said

the best way to relax.

14.

Where there's smoke there's

Kid said

pollution.

15.

Happy the bride who

Kid said

gets all the presents.

16.

A penny saved is

Kid said

not much.

17.

Two's company, three's

kid said

the Musketeers.

18.

Don't put off till tomorrow what

kid said

you put on to go to bed.

19.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

kid said

you have to blow your nose.

20.

There are none so blind as

Kid said

Stevie Wonder.

21.

Children should be seen and not

Kid said

spanked or grounded.

22.

If at first you don't succeed

Kid said

get new batteries.

23.

You get out of something only what you

Kid said

see in the picture on the box.

24.

When the blind lead the blind

Kid said

get out of the way.

25.

A bird in the hand

Kid said

is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26.

Better late than

Kid said

pregnant.

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