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TigerAngel — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:38:33 GMT

lol, good one!

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Litebets27 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:02:29 GMT

OMG!!!!

Original Blog Entry: Drunk Driving

ochoop17 — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:14:03 GMT

My dear friends, you must ve heard that I had my driver license suspended last night. I was falsely accused of drunk driving and just wanted to let you know what exactly happened. Anyway, last night I was at a party and did have a beer or two, but wasn t even dizzy, let alone drunk. After the party I got into my car and two minutes later noticed flashing lights in my rear view mirror. I slowed down, pulled over, got my documents ready, and rolled down my window. A cop walks over and says the usual:

- Good evening Madam, can I see your license and registration? Have you had anything to drink tonight?

- Evening officer. I was just on my way home from a party and did have two beers, but nothing more than that.

- Hmmmm, two beers? That s it? You sure you didn t have a few more drinks? Let me ask you something. Let s say that you are in an dark street and you see two lights coming towards you. What do you think that is?

- I suppose that would be a car.

- Yes, it is a car, but what kind of car: a Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?

- No idea, the street is dark. No way I could tell the car make!

- Alright, let me ask you something else. Same street, but this time you see only one light. What would that be?

- I presume a motorcycle.

- Yes, that s right but what kind of a motorcycle: a Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley Davidson?

- No idea officer.

- Hmmm, I think you had a bit too much to drink. Can you please step out of the vehicle?

- Sure, but let me ask you one question officer. You re driving down a dark alley and see a woman wearing a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, and high heels. Who is she?

- She s obviously a prostitute.

- Yes, she is a whore, but is she your mother, your sister or your daughter?

Needless to say, I was immediately charged with drunk driving and taken downtown for processing. But I wasn t drunk, I swear.

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