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A defense attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his client. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him, Where have you been? Who have you been with? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it! ... And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he silently poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the Jacuzzi, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself out to the back deck.

While he was in the Jacuzzi, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be executed tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go outside and give him the good news.

As she opened the sliding glass door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, naked, bent over facing away from her, drying his legs and feet.

They're not hanging Wright tonight, she said.

He whirled around and screamed, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!

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