Comment #3

maximumfun — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 11:43:17 GMT

Love it! Thank you for posting it!

Comment #2

Empress-N — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:03:25 GMT

This is on the money Harve$t Moon, so if they didn't know, now they do....lol

Comment #1

sully16 — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:25:15 GMT

LMAO, So true, thanks Harve$t

Original Blog Entry: Know The Terminology To Avoid Auguments!

Harve$t Moon — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 19:03:10 GMT

Nine words or phrases that women use.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing).

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'... That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

... [ More ]