/blogentry/65063 ochoop17's Blog: Death With A Hammer en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/65063#c76996 /blogentry/65063#c76996 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:24:17 GMT dyal If he told you twice he did not have a hammer-hint, hint: leave people alone and get your own sugar, honey, ice tea.

]]> dyal /blogentry/65063 /blogentry/65063 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:34:30 GMT ochoop17 A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, You snip !

The judge continued, You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer.

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, You snip ed snip !

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that snip , and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he never had one!

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