/blogentry/65901 emilyg's Blog: Sitting in a bar.. en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/65901#c78775 /blogentry/65901#c78775 Fri, 11 May 2012 06:17:57 GMT rdgrnr Heh heh heh...

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]]> JAP69 /blogentry/65901 /blogentry/65901 Fri, 11 May 2012 04:26:38 GMT emilyg There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

What you gonna do about it? he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

Come on, man, the biker says, I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.

This is the worst day of my life, I said. I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man ... and then my dog bit me.

So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole snip thing!

But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing today?

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