/blogentry/66318 emilyg's Blog: Depressed?? en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/66318#c79705 /blogentry/66318#c79705 Thu, 24 May 2012 12:09:18 GMT sully16 funny as hell.

]]> sully16 /blogentry/66318#c79691 /blogentry/66318#c79691 Thu, 24 May 2012 03:49:07 GMT rdgrnr LOL, good one.

]]> rdgrnr /blogentry/66318 /blogentry/66318 Wed, 23 May 2012 20:10:32 GMT emilyg Depressed?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel: Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said: Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. ... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

Folks, we're screwed!

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