Comment #6

BlueDuck — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 02:23:08 GMT

...at least I learned butter communication.

Comment #5

TigerAngel — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 20:31:26 GMT

Good One!! Thanx!!

Comment #4

sully16 — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 03:29:04 GMT

LOL, Thanks Emily

Comment #3

luckyshoes — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 21:46:13 GMT

That was the best laugh I had today. Thanks for posting!

Comment #2

rdgrnr — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 03:09:30 GMT

#21 Circus sized, LMAO!

Comment #1

jarasan — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 00:39:45 GMT

1. and 25. funny all!!!!!!! Thank You!

Original Blog Entry: Too funny not to repeat

emilyg — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 23:51:31 GMT

1 . The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6 On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 66-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22 The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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