Vanilla Pudding

Comment #12

SirMetro — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 09:35:28 GMT

Hope this finds you doing well

Comment #11

rcbbuckeye — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 03:35:14 GMT

Scorp....so you're telling me to stick it up your ass. Ok. LOL.

Comment #10

MADDOG10 — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 01:26:04 GMT

Christ any moron would know that little man, You told them which was which...!

Comment #9

scorpio — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 22:35:01 GMT

Maddog you're so brilliant,how do they know the black sperm from the white sperm!

Comment #8

MADDOG10 — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 22:10:49 GMT

Maybe it's from all that Vanilla Pudding on their hands.

Comment #7

MADDOG10 — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 22:07:31 GMT

Great joke Em....!

Comment #6

scorpio — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:19:58 GMT

rcbuckeye,go stick it where the sun don't shine.free country!

Comment #5

sully16 — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:01:45 GMT

LOL

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rcbbuckeye — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 19:50:02 GMT

Sorry miss emily. I enjoy your stories and jokes

Comment #3

scorpio — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 18:07:10 GMT

i told rdgrnr,and maddydog to stop robbing banks!

Comment #2

rcbbuckeye — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 17:44:35 GMT

OMG! Just reading that gave me a queasy stomach. LOL.

Comment #1

rdgrnr — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 17:15:02 GMT

LOL

Original Blog Entry: Vanilla Pudding

emilyg — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 17:08:21 GMT

Vanilla Pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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