/blogentry/70308 emilyg's Blog: Blonde Pilot en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/70308#c94214 /blogentry/70308#c94214 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 03:09:42 GMT rdgrnr LOL! Good one.

]]> rdgrnr /blogentry/70308 /blogentry/70308 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 20:46:01 GMT emilyg This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane

with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She,

frantic, calls out a May Day. May Day! May Day! Help me!

Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't

know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!

She hears a voice over the radio saying: This is Air Traffic

Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through

this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of

experience with this kind of problem. Take a deep breath.

Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.

She says, I'm 5'4 and I support Obama.

OK says the voice on the radio....

Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ..

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