Original Blog Entry: First Class Seat

ochoop17 — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:05:19 GMT

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the

plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach

because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, I'm blonde,

I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach

Jamaica.

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the

blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a

good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica. The head

stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have

to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a

problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The

copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up

and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot

in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot

replies, I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to

Jamaica.

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