/blogentry/72894 Original Bey's Blog: Thanksgiving Divorce en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/72894#c99149 /blogentry/72894#c99149 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 16:47:41 GMT bula bula

]]> bula bula /blogentry/72894#c99081 /blogentry/72894#c99081 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 02:16:31 GMT sully16 LOL, Good one

]]> sully16 /blogentry/72894#c99077 /blogentry/72894#c99077 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 01:03:54 GMT MADDOG10 Ditto. that's a classic...!

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]]> emilyg /blogentry/72894 /blogentry/72894 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:17:28 GMT Original Bey

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New

York the day before Thanksgiving and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have

to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is

enough.

Pop, what are you talking about? the son screams. We can't stand

the sight of each other any longer , the father says.

We're sick of each

other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago

and tell her.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone,

like heck they're getting divorced , she shouts, I'll take care of

this .

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, You are NOT

getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my

brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO

YOU HEAR ME? and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his

wife. Okay , he says, they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own

way.

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