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emilyg — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 03:03:48 GMT

rdgrnr - he won Nobel Prize for drones.

Comment #2

sully16 — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 18:15:51 GMT

LMAO, Good one, x = y to the 3rd power,

Comment #1

rdgrnr — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:34:25 GMT

So I think it's about time he won a Pullitzer Prize or an Emmy or an Oscar or something.<br />Afterall, he's done just as much to deserve those as he did to deserve the Nobel Prize.

Original Blog Entry: Subject: Math teacher detained by government...

emilyg — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 16:40:33 GMT

Subject: Math teacher detained by government

IT WON'T BE LONG NOW ! First the guns, then our freedom !!

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy

International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in

possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a

calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric

Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra

movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with

carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They

derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on

tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names

like X and Y and refer to themselves as unknowns but we have

determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of

medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher

Isosceles used to say, There are 3 sides to every triangle.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, If God

had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would

have given us more fingers and toes. White House aides told reporters

they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the

President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

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