How to Call Police when you're old...

Comment #6

GASMETERGUY — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 20:27:45 GMT

<br />After arresting the thieves, an officer turns to the old man and says. "I thought you said you shot them?"<br /><br />"And I was told there were no police available.

Comment #5

sully16 — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:28:58 GMT

LOL, My street is full of cops and retired cops, my address alone, insures instant help.

Comment #4

MADDOG10 — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:18:06 GMT

Uh,CajunWin4 the above blog by Em is a joke, read the caption on top.

Comment #3

CajunWin4 — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 00:09:19 GMT

That Great for the Man !! When it take 45 min. or more for Police Show Up !!!

Comment #2

rdgrnr — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 22:07:49 GMT

LOL

Comment #1

MADDOG10 — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:46:08 GMT

That's what they call "Gitn 'R" done....! LOL.

Original Blog Entry: How to Call Police when you're old...

emilyg — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:40:16 GMT

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked Is someone in your house?

He said No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available

George said, Okay.

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both. The dogs are eating them right now. and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

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