/blogentry/75379 emilyg's Blog: How to Get to Heaven... en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/75379#c103222 /blogentry/75379#c103222 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 02:39:37 GMT rdgrnr LOL!

]]> rdgrnr /blogentry/75379#c103221 /blogentry/75379#c103221 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 02:36:25 GMT sully16 LOL, Good one

]]> sully16 /blogentry/75379#c103219 /blogentry/75379#c103219 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 01:58:44 GMT jarasan That is funny!!!!!!!

]]> jarasan /blogentry/75379#c103213 /blogentry/75379#c103213 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 00:00:18 GMT Original Bey Lol! Out of the mouth of babes...

]]> Original Bey /blogentry/75379#c103212 /blogentry/75379#c103212 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:51:14 GMT MADDOG10 Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh, leave it to a 5 year old....!

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/75379 /blogentry/75379 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:37:06 GMT emilyg HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN

(LEAVE IT TOTHE CHILDREN)

I was testing the children

In my Sunday School class

to see if they understood the concept

of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car,

had a big garage sale

and gave all my money

to he church,

Would that get me into Heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day,

mowed the yard,

and kept everything neat and tidy,

Would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!'

By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun!

'Well, then, I asked. If I was kind to animals

and gave candy

to all the children,

And loved my husband,

would that get me into Heaven?'

I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them..

Well, I continued, then how can I get into

Heaven?

A five-year-old boy shouted out,

YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.

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