Men Are Happier People - part 2

Comment #10

rdgrnr — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:55:03 GMT

Heh,heh,heh,heh,heh...

Comment #9

CARBOB — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:54:12 GMT

@MADDOG, AMEN!!!

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MADDOG10 — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:41:41 GMT

It doesn't get to much better than that....

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Bluegrass — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 20:34:36 GMT

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emilyg — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 20:11:07 GMT

<br />That's our Ms EM!! She's also known to go swimming topless!!!!!<br /><br /><br />Carbob - I remember you from Jones Beach. lol

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CARBOB — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 19:17:10 GMT

That's our Ms EM!! She's also known to go swimming topless!!!!!

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Original Bey — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:56:59 GMT

Maddog - I'm an Organizational Development consultant and have worked on projects across Latin America, the Caribbean and the USA. In all my travels and interactions, I have never met a cat like Miss Kitty! Lol.

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MADDOG10 — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:41:17 GMT

OB did you practice Phycology in your before life? Heh Heh.. Good point...

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sully16 — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:14:03 GMT

lol, very true and funny

Comment #1

Original Bey — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:56:24 GMT

Miss Kitty Miss Kitty Miss Kitty - I can't take much more of this abuse! Why do women have the last word? Because they fight with the TRUTH. Now tell me, how is that fair? Lol!!!

Original Blog Entry: Men Are Happier People - part 2

emilyg — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:34:31 GMT

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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