Ever happen to you??

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rdgrnr — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 22:15:38 GMT

LMAO!

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sully16 — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 14:06:12 GMT

lol

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BevsPicks2 — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 09:50:38 GMT

Rofl! That was totally Fun-E! Wow!

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BevsPicks2 — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 09:50:37 GMT

Rofl! That was totally Fun-E! Wow!

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MADDOG10 — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 00:52:52 GMT

Oh My. Heh,Heh,Heh, Oh Yes...!

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CARBOB — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 00:00:42 GMT

Ms Em, this has to rank right there, as the best. I have tears rolling down my face. I can just picture this happening to hundreds of people, if not thousands. It doesn't have to be a dentist, it could be anyone.

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onlymoney — Wed, 26 Jun 2013 23:01:23 GMT

Ha, funny!

Original Blog Entry: Ever happen to you??

emilyg — Wed, 26 Jun 2013 22:53:24 GMT

Ever happen to you??

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . .. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 50-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?', I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1962. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD,BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

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