/blogentry/81782 emilyg's Blog: "I have outlived my pecker." en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/81782#c112576 /blogentry/81782#c112576 Mon, 05 Aug 2013 18:23:43 GMT dallascowboyfan LOL good one Emily.

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]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/81782 /blogentry/81782 Sun, 04 Aug 2013 14:11:15 GMT emilyg I have outlived my pecker.

A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my pride and joy,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!

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