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Jani Norman — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 13:55:51 GMT

This is the best laugh i've had in quite a while...... Thanks

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NBey6 — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 01:31:22 GMT

I got a nice little chuckle out of that one. :-)

Original Blog Entry: Sexual Frustration

ochoop17 — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 15:08:01 GMT

I never quite figured out why the sexual need of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts building up, and she eventually says I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.

I said WHAT??!! What was that?!

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responded to my puzzled look by saying, Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, That's fine, honey.

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey, I don't feel like it.

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?

I then said honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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