/blogentry/84039 emilyg's Blog: Funny Signs... en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/84039#c116765 /blogentry/84039#c116765 Tue, 08 Oct 2013 20:13:33 GMT MADDOG10 Heh,Heh,Heh, # 3 is great.

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/84039 /blogentry/84039 Tue, 08 Oct 2013 15:34:16 GMT emilyg Sign warning of quicksand:

QUICKSAND.

ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED.

BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.....

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:

ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR

MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF..

Sign on motorway garage:

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS...

YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,

THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

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