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]]> sully16 /blogentry/84174 /blogentry/84174 Sat, 12 Oct 2013 17:35:49 GMT emilyg The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's

new health care package......

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of

nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring

under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the

idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, Over my dead body!

while the Pediatricians said, Oh, grow up!

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while

the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the

Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would put a

whole new face on the matter

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and

those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire

decision up to the as**s in Washington .

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