/blogentry/84492 emilyg's Blog: Women Drivers... en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/84492#c117465 /blogentry/84492#c117465 Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:22:54 GMT sully16 LOL, Good one Emily

]]> sully16 /blogentry/84492#c117460 /blogentry/84492#c117460 Thu, 24 Oct 2013 13:45:42 GMT MADDOG10 Ahh, equal partnership stimulates the soul.

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/84492#c117420 /blogentry/84492#c117420 Wed, 23 Oct 2013 17:02:08 GMT JAP69 Just like I heard Richard Petty say one time. I am more afraid to drive on the highway than I am the speedway. Just for the reasons in the above post made.

]]> JAP69 /blogentry/84492 /blogentry/84492 Wed, 23 Oct 2013 16:50:27 GMT emilyg Distracted Driving Incident

Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........

This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new

Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her

Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds...

To continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I had to put on my seat belt

And

I dropped

My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against

The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed,

And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the snip phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an

Important call.

snip women drivers!

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