Comment #4

sully16 — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 15:54:03 GMT

LOL, So good.

Comment #3

rdgrnr — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 08:17:22 GMT

LMAO!

Comment #2

MADDOG10 — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 00:24:56 GMT

Another goodie EM, thanks.

Comment #1

luckyshoes — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 00:11:12 GMT

Im a lawyer and that was FUNNY GOOD 1 !

Original Blog Entry: Best Comeback #1..

emilyg — Tue, 04 Feb 2014 23:51:51 GMT

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility .....

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No, sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

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