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tbraddock — Sat, 15 Feb 2014 03:03:20 GMT

@ rdgrnr....wonder who got that one...LOL Yeah Snow!

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MADDOG10 — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 13:03:41 GMT

Lots of the fluffy white stuff here. Maybe he should have taken the "A" train. Ha.

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rdgrnr — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 03:41:21 GMT

Of snow!

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rdgrnr — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 03:40:09 GMT

Me too, sully, I got about 7 or eight inches here.

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rdgrnr — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 03:38:33 GMT

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sully16 — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 00:13:20 GMT

Good one Emily, I am sick of the snow

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emilyg — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 19:16:51 GMT

JAP - good thinking.

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JAP69 — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 19:03:08 GMT

Reminds me when I lived in the north about the snowplow and the mailbox. I had our mailbox set on a small pipe set back the proper distance from the road. Snowplow came by and ripped it from the post. Put it back up and they did it again and I put it back up. Came by and did it again and my wife was watching them laugh about it. She told me about it and I figured I will fix their ass. Dug down and set the mailbox on a rail road tie. They came by to do it again and the wing on the plow hit the ra... [ More ]

Original Blog Entry: A Southerner Moves Up North...

emilyg — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 18:33:38 GMT

A SOUTHERNER MOVES UP NORTH

JAN 10 5:00 PM. It's starting to snow. The first snow of the season and

the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered

rums and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down,

clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was beautiful!

Jan 11 We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white covering the

landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a

beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years, and

loved it. I did both our driveway and our sidewalk. Later a city

snowplow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with

compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved. I waved

back and shoveled it again.

Jan 12 It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature has

dropped to about 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs

snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again.

Shortly afterwards, the snowplow came by and did his trick again. Much of

the snow is now brownish-gray.

Jan 13 Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon

became ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tires for both

cars. Fell on my ass in the driveway. $145 to a chiropractor, but

nothing was broken. More snow and ice expected.

Jan 14 Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought a 4x4 in order to get

to work. Slid into a guardrail anyway, and did considerable amounts of

damage to the right quarter panel. Had another 8 inches of the white snip

last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crud. More shoveling in

store for me today. That god snip snowplow came by twice today.

Jan 15 2 degrees outside. More snip in' snow. Not a tree or shrub on our

property that hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night.

Tried to keep from freezing to death with candies and a kerosene heater,

which tipped over and nearly burned the house down. I managed to put the

flames out but suffered 2nd degree burns on my hands and lost all my

eyelashes and eyebrows. 4x4 slid on the ice on the way to the

emergency-room and was totaled.

Jan 16 God snip mother snip in' white snip keeps coming down. Have to put

all the clothes on we own just to get to the snip in' mailbox. If I ever

catch that son-of-a-bitch that drives the snowplow I'll chew open his

chest and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner and waits

to plow shut our driveway again. Power still off. Toilet froze and part

of the roof has started to cave in.

Jan 17 Six god snip more snip in' inches of snip in' snow and snip in'

sleet, snip in' ice and god snip knows what other kind of white snip in'

snip fell last night. I wounded the snip in' snowplow snip with an ice

axe, but he got away. Wife left me. Car won't start. I think I'm going

snowblind. I can't move my toes. Haven't seen the sun in weeks. More

snow predicted. Wind Chill -22 snip in' degrees. I'm moving back to

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